(figured I’d hop on this ponytail!Nico thing ;D. Piper lent him some bobby pins ‘cause his bangs were in the way)
OMG Eren @ AFA
OMG OMG OMG
Now this comes to my mind.
Titans don’t wear clothes.
my imagination is something i cannot explain
Turning point in #Ferguson? Police drew guns on Hip Hop artist/activist Talib Kweli & others, threatened to shoot last night. (Above) Kweli observes police were in rush formation BEFORE the water bottle was thrown at them. Major questions being raised about identity of individual who threw water bottle— possibly an agent provocateur, someone working for police to either invite riot or provide “justification” for police to assault a peaceful protest. (Left) Activist Phil Agnew, who is in Ferguson, says protesters are being depicted inaccurately. (Below) Example of an agent provocateur: notice the protester being tackled to the ground by police is wearing the EXACT SAME SHOES the police in uniform are wearing (?!?!) #mikebrown
Girl: "Avatar? Oh, I hated that movie."
Guy: "What?! Why?"
Girl: "The metaphors were confusing. It's like they were trying to say eight things at once but they only had one butthole to talk out of."
Professor: "Would you like to talk about the exam?"
Student: "No. It made me drink a lot."
Professor: "Then at least something good came out of it."
Professor: "What are toasters notorious for doing?"
"I'm going to text her I have Chlamydia and there's a strong chance she has it too. Is six smiley faces enough or do I need more?"
"My life has never been the same since I drank bong water..."
Girl 1: "Ew, this apple looks really nasty."
Girl 2: "That's an orange."
Guy: "Yeah, I drink 40's, I talk [expletive], I'm a stone cold gangster."
Girl: "Oh, where do you live?"
Guy: "I'm in Carlson [business school], I'm kind of a douche."
Girl: "I've noticed."
Guy 1: "So yeah, I'm actually growing out my hair so I'll look like Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you probably shouldn't tell people that."
"I've got to go, my roommate's locked out naked."
Girl 1: "So here we have lubricating jelly."
Girl 2: "Wait... what are we doing?"
Girl: "Are you going out tonight?"
Boy: "No, I am going to my neighbor's to make pot brownies. I'm really excited; it's a new experience for me."
Girl: "What, pot?"
Boy: "No, baking."
"So your religion is in copyright infringement of the movie Avatar?"